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To The Sea!

Alright, yeah, treasure hunting is a little bit silly. But my mum said I needed a hobby, and I really like the fresh air. And where is the air fresher than out on the ocean blue? I’m assuming that’s the case, anyway; the air could be the freshest on a farm, or on the top …

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Dr. Awkward

Going to the doctor is one of life’s more surprisingly awkward moments. It starts from the moment you walk into the lobby and commence wondering how close to the front desk you should ideally be before introducing yourself to the receptionist, even though you’ve already made eye contact. You then sit around for just long …

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Pack Man

There’s nothing like packing the truck for an adventure to wipe my mind clean of worries. There’s something so soothing about the Tetris-like mindset that the task commands. It puts me into a bit of a trance, really. The ice packs go in the eski, the eski goes in the back left corner, the swag …

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Virtually At Work

What even is a virtual office? I suspect that it’s just, like, a laptop with some pricey cloud-based software on it. That’s all well and good, but I’m wary of how this type of terminology is applied in practice. I mean, there are certain elements of the old fashioned, bricks-and-mortar office that are there for …

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Going Dutch

I hope Karl realises that I’m only in this until it gets off the ground. There’s a slight possibility that this has gone over his head. It’s his passion project, and he has a tendency to assume that, as his brother, I’m going to be equally passionate about it. He must realise, though, that subscription …

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Car Troubles, Everywhere

Oh, these silly, silly humans. I took on this identity to become closer to them, to understand their ways, and continually they prove themselves to be so silly. Such silliness! I just don’t know how much of my run time I can devote to their silliness anymore, and when all of my run time is …

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The Last Bastion

Ugh, Charys… I will have you for my army. Everyone at this filthy peasant school has fallen into line after I bought dims-sims for everyone. Their simple minds were manipulated by the prospect of food, and now I’m everyone’s best friend. But Charys is a sneaky one. She seems to have seen through my scheme …

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Glaziers Get a Boost

The Lizards have finally returned from all being in hospital together and having their stomachs pumped, which is a relief because I needed something to fill my evenings. Well, fill one hour of my evenings, anyway…I suppose it’s a delicate system that could crumble if anything gets preempted or cancelled. If I ever heard a …

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Wedding Party Woes

My sister Janelle is getting married next week, and she hasn’t booked a hair stylist yet. That’s super typical of her, but also I can’t believe it. More to the point, I can’t believe we’re related. If I was about to be the focal point of that many people at once, there’s no way I’d …

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