Too Much Grey

I’m getting kind of sick of my bathroom. I go in there every day and look at the grey tiles, the silver taps, the silver sink. It’s all just grey and silver. It’s so boring. The only problem is that I’m renting and I’m not in the financial position to move somewhere else. So for …

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Car Racing Girl

I am the most wild, most well known and most enthusiastic revhead in the Underwood area. Anyone on the car scene could tell you that. I know more about cars than the blokiest bloke out there, and I’m a twenty-five year old petite woman with continually flawless makeup. When you imagine the biggest possible revhead, …

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Home Office Heating

Due to some unforeseen circumstances at my workplace, our entire staff must work from home at least until the end of July. It turns out that there were some structural problems with our building, and it would be a hazard for any of us to be there. My bosses have employed a building company to …

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Urgent Wheel Alignment

I had a bit of a mishap driving. I was careless and diverted my concentration off the road for less than thirty seconds, and in that time I somehow managed to mount the curb and hit a fire hydrant. It was on a quiet street and there were no cars or people around, so no …

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Career Woes

I’ve proudly owned my own business for the past 21 years. I was originally the manager of the business and the owners at the time approached me to purchase their business off them, as they believed I was the person to carry it into the next decade. I hadn’t considered owning my own business before, …

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Cool Productivity

Oh, thank the many gods of the Forgotten Lands that my air conditioner has been repaired! Finally, I can return to writing my masterpiece, The Figgle McWiggle Chronicles: Figgle McWiggle and the World’s Largest Block of Ice! It’s book five of my unpublished epic fantasy series, and it’s currently eight hundred and seventy-nine thousand words …

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Peace on Mars

How long do you think it will be before we’re all living on Mars? I daydream about the future colonies all the time. When they make the call for people to take a rocket to that little red planet, I’ll be first in line. I’ve already got a conveyancing firm around Elwood in mind, just …

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Shocking Issues

When I was a kid, I used to play this video game called ‘I’m Famous’, where your character had the superpower to control electricity. Most of the time you would be riding along the power lines, blowing up petrol stations, or throwing lightning grenades at your enemies. They were all great and memorable moments, but …

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Timber Animal Mastery

All my friends thought I was nuts for going back to full-time study when I was 30, but I sure showed them. I’m out of the corporate life, got a good stock of savings and now I can pursue my passion: crafting small animals out of wood so I can sell them at local markets. …

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