Cars

Unexpected Car Breakdown

Okay, I’m posing a question to my loyal followers. Have you guys ever put on a music playlist only to spend two hours listening to the whole thing and pretty much forgetting about what you were doing before the playlist came on? This has happened to me multiple times, the most recently being yesterday when …

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Car Racing Girl

I am the most wild, most well known and most enthusiastic revhead in the Underwood area. Anyone on the car scene could tell you that. I know more about cars than the blokiest bloke out there, and I’m a twenty-five year old petite woman with continually flawless makeup. When you imagine the biggest possible revhead, …

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Urgent Wheel Alignment

I had a bit of a mishap driving. I was careless and diverted my concentration off the road for less than thirty seconds, and in that time I somehow managed to mount the curb and hit a fire hydrant. It was on a quiet street and there were no cars or people around, so no …

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What a Boar

I’m nothing special. In fact…I’m a bit of a boar. I expect the spell to wear off in the next couple of hours, but for now, I just need to sit here thinking about where that magical duel went wrong. I may also plot my revenge, depending on how long it takes the transfiguration enchantment …

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Car-mic Retribution

While I don’t necessarily buy into the concept of karma, I can’t help but feel I’ve accumulated some bad debts in the vehicular department. I just can’t seem to get a break when it comes to owning a car, no matter how meticulously I take care of the details. It’s like I’m somehow destined to …

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A Simpler Sim

I miss platform games. At some point the world of gaming decided that things would be better in 3D, so the platformer almost entirely died out and now we…have exactly the same amount of fun, except it looks nicer and you can move around in an extra dimension. I’ve always said that video game ‘Over-Botch’ …

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Car Troubles, Everywhere

Oh, these silly, silly humans. I took on this identity to become closer to them, to understand their ways, and continually they prove themselves to be so silly. Such silliness! I just don’t know how much of my run time I can devote to their silliness anymore, and when all of my run time is …

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