Q: Where’s the best place to get trendy jeans in Melbourne?
A: There are a lot of things about this question that make me consider cancelling this entire column. Firstly, don’t ever use the word trendy again. Yes, I know that our website is called “Fashion Trend”, and maybe you wanted to play on that, but still. Adding the ‘y’ really ruins it. Just try to say “trendy” without gagging.
Secondly, are you really looking for jeans at this time of year? I know Melbourne weather can be unpredictable, but it’s still summertime. Jeans simply won’t do. You should be at the beach, testing out those new swimming trunks your mum got you for Christmas.
Skip the jeans and go with shorts instead. Alternatively, if you’re looking to start a trend, try wearing a men’s skirt instead.
You should probably just go to a department store. Target, Kmart, Big W. Any of those will do.